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Humor

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  • Best Old Folks Jokes Ever

    $4.99

    I woke up this morning and forgot which direction the sun rises from… then it dawned on me.

    I heard a funny joke about a boomerang earlier. I’m sure it will come back to me.

    Aging gets old after a while. Pun intended. Gone are the days when you can remember why you went into the kitchen, what medications you are taking for what, and whether you hurt your neck doing something amazing or you just slept funny (and it’s not really funny because, quite honestly, you don’t know if your neck will ever work properly again).

    When you need to find humor in the not-somarvellous life changes, pick up Best Old Folks Jokes Ever and chuckle along with everyone else who is growing older. That’s literally everyone. A little laughter can go a long way in accepting the inevitable with gratitude and grace. Continue Reading Best Old Folks Jokes Ever

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  • Best Jokes Ever

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    How do trees get on the internet?
    They log in.

    What type of music are balloons afraid of?
    Pop music!

    Young comedians love to share hilari- ous, side-splitting jokes with anyone who will listen. These witty kids are always looking for new material, hungry for the next best thing.

    Satisfy their comic needs with Best. Jokes. Ever., a brand-new collection of laughs, giggles, and guffaws.

    Beware–it is sure entertain for days to come! Continue Reading Best Jokes Ever

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  • Life : Life Is Terribly Long Isn’t It? Shall We Rest?

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    People look everywhere for good advice. They seek it out in self-help books or in their therapist’s office. But really, all the advice anyone needs is in Vimrod’s life. This tiny, addictive character shows us that life isn’t all that serious.

    In fact, it’s almost comical.

    Cheaper than a therapist — and funnier.

    * Take in this life lesson: Try, try, try again. If still you don’t succeed, pay for someone else to do it. Well said.

    * A perfect graduation, encouragement, accomplishment, all-occasion gift.

    * Get through life in 32 pages and survive happily with original illustrated snippets of wisdom and contemplation.
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  • Im Sorry My Bad

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    I’ve wanted to apologize for what seems an eternity. What I did was so thoughtless-worse than eating the center out of all the Oreos in the world. –BTG, from I’m Sorry . . . My Bad

    Since the debut of The Blue Day Book, Bradley Trevor Greive’s (BTG) gift books have been hits.

    BTG has his finger on the pulse of the art of personal expression. His books enable readers around the globe to thoughtfully convey personal sentiments and feelings in a meaningful, eloquent, witty, and heartfelt way. His literary musings encompass themes of love, life, celebration, gratitude, devotion, stress, dieting, friendship, personal discovery, thankfulness, and more. And now, in what he declares will be the last book in the much-loved series, BTG tackles the most delicate subject of all-the apology.

    Employing his trademark style, BTG pairs his humorously candid narrative with expressive animal photographs to offer the most sincere mea culpa. Pitch-perfect prose targets a universal audience that ranges from children to parents, co-workers to bosses, students to teachers, and sweethearts to friends. Consider this the ultimate ode for the repentant and regretful, an act of contrition for the remorseful and morose. Continue Reading Im Sorry My Bad

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  • Little Book Of Church Signs

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    The church road sign has often served as the community’s moral compass-offering direction and pearls of wisdom as commuters travel to and fro in the daily hustle and bustle of life. Amusing and inspiring, the more than 125 passages within this little book can be thought of as mini-roadside sermons for our on-the-go times.
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  • You Know Youve Reached Middle Age If….

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    You Know You’ve Reached Middle Age If . . . is a requiem to retirement. For boomers celebrating their official entry into middleagedom or those just on the cusp, Joey Green and Alan Corcoran offer hundreds of humorous defining moments that even the youngest at heart can’t dispute.
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  • Christmas Unwrapped : Lighthearted Humor To Get You Through The Holidays

    $9.99

    Takes the classic Christmas cookie exchange to a whole new level of friendly competition!

    Christmas Cookie Contest in a Box has everything you need to host your own contest! Includes scorecards, judge badges, place cards, and a handbook. The handbook includes recipes from passionate, talented, professional, and semiprofessional bakers, along with photos of the cookies and personal stories behind these special cookie recipes. Showcasing a dozen winning Christmas cookie recipes, along with cookie swap tips from an expert baker, the book has chapters on a brief history of Christmas cookies, how to run the cookie contest, the art of judging a contest, baking tips, and a cookies tunes playlist.

    Recipes include:

    Berlinerkranser by Jessie Oleson, author of CakeSpy Presents Sweet Treats for a Sugar-filled Life
    Pistachio Butter Cookies by Stacy Adimando, author of The Cookiepedia: Mixing, Baking, and Reinventing the Classics
    Chai-Spiced Meltaway Cookies by Jodi Liano. director of the San Francisco Cooking School
    Vegan Orange Ginger Cookies by Lorena Novak Bull, author of The Everything(R) Vegan Baking Cookbook
    Smile Cookies by Cindy Mushet, author of Baking Kids Love
    Gingersnap Thumbprints with Cranberry-Apricot Filling by Julia M. Usher, author of Cookie Swap and Ultimate Cookies
    Minty Chocolate Rounds by Valerie Peterson, author of Cookie Craft and Cookie Craft Christmas Continue Reading Christmas Unwrapped : Lighthearted Humor To Get You Through The Holidays

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  • Dieting Causes Brain Damage

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    When you start a diet, the first thing you lose is your mind.-Bradley Trevor Greive

    With his trademark wit and humorous animal photographs, BTG explains that the true motivation for losing excess weight and keeping it off is purely to enjoy a better quality of life, to get the most out of our brief time on this earth.

    Dieting Causes Brain Damage identifies the most common causes of weight gain as well as the perils of extreme dieting, suggesting that the number-one lesson is to Keep your mouth shut. This reduces the number of calories consumed and stops you from constantly whining and making excuses about your appearance.

    You don’t need a PhD., millions of dollars, plastic surgery, a library of fad diet books, or a Day-Glo Lycra bodysuit to get into shape. Eating well, enjoying quality sleep, and getting a little exercise is the key to weight loss and personal health and fitness.

    This wonderful gift book is for anyone who would like to be in better shape and could use a few laughs along the way-a uniquely refreshing guide to looking, feeling, and living well that is free from false promises, tasteless recipes, and leg warmers. Continue Reading Dieting Causes Brain Damage

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  • When I Talk To You

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    When asked to pen a weekly cartoon for Melbourne’s Sunday Age newspaper more than 15 years ago, Michael Leunig struggled with the idea of creating just another humor strip. He recognized the need to offset the anxiety and distress found in the news but was determined to take a decidedly different approach from his cartooning peers.
    The result was a cartoon that delivered a spiritual message with its inspirational words and straightforward, poignant drawings. Before long, it developed a huge, faithful following and turned Leunig into an Australian national treasure.
    Now, he is sharing his illuminating prayers and drawings worldwide in When I Talk to You, a collection of more than 80 of his poignant prayers and delightful drawings. The book looks at life in all its sadness, joy, and-at times-seeming absurdity, and offers people hope through the power of prayer.
    Leunig’s encouraging words are part inspiration, part desperation-capturing one man’s quest for love, the spirit, and a better world. It’s a search that resonates with anyone who has ever grappled with life and its unpredictable ways.
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  • 1003 Great Things About Being Jewish

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    From the trio responsible for the successful 1,003 series-comes 1,003 Great Things About Being Jewish, the perfect humorous gift book to celebrate being Jewish.

    Just a sampling of the gems within:

    * They say Aunt Rose’s matzo balls could sink a ship . . . in case you’re interested in doing that.

    * Everyone knows that kosher hot dogs rule.

    * A Hanukkah bush is a lot easier to bring home than a Christmas tree.

    * Cool-looking blue and silver wrapping paper instead of red and green.

    * Where else does a 13-year-old get to say, Today, I am a man?

    * The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years, she served nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. -Calvin Trillin

    1,003 Great Things About Being Jewish is sure to have everyone smiling, laughing, and appreciating all things Jewish. Continue Reading 1003 Great Things About Being Jewish

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  • Oy To The World

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    Spotlight Books are the Little Book wave of the future.

    Oy vey! This simple phrase can express happiness or dismay, surprise or frustration, angst or joy. It can be a bold statement or merely a question. Whatever the situation, it appears in one form or another throughout the stories and jokes found in this classic collection. Simple graphics and sidesplitting humor roll from this Little Book, which includes a removable Oy! magnet.

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  • Meaning Of Life

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    It’s an age-old question that has stumped the great minds of history: What is the meaning of life? In his hilarious and uplifting style, best-selling author Bradley Trevor Greive finally provides the answer: Figure out what you love and do it.

    Illustrated with playful photographs of animals, BTG’s insightful prose again hits his target straight on. He muses about why we’re here and our greater purpose in the grand scheme of things. His informal style provides a refreshing counterpoint to what has always been one of life’s big debates. For example, when it comes to discovering your passion, BTG writes, First, no one else will tell you about it–it’s just like walking around all day with a sign on your back that says KICK ME.

    The Meaning of Life is a witty, thought-provoking book that makes an ideal gift for anyone who’s seeking their true purpose-and wants to laugh along the way. Continue Reading Meaning Of Life

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  • Greatest Of All Time Clean Jokes For Kids

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    Need a dose of that Proverbs 17:22 merry heart medicine?

    Well, here’s a heapin’ helpin’ for kids ages 8 to 12!

    Here are scores of funny stories, riddles, and knock-knocks for young readers. They cover nearly every aspect of life:
    *church
    *school
    *sports
    *parents and siblings
    *Fido and Fluffy
    *and much, much more

    And they’re all good clean fun–the kind of stuff you can share with grandma.

    You’ll even find space for capturing your own favorite jokes and stories.

    It’s the GOAT–the greatest of all time! Continue Reading Greatest Of All Time Clean Jokes For Kids

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  • Bible Lessons From Our Pets

    $11.95

    Are you frustrated by not hearing God’s voice? Do you think that the Lord is WAY out there with nothing to tell you? Or do you question His existence all together? Well, I’m here to tell you that He is a lot closer than many of us think He is. Our Heavenly Father is trying to tell us something, if we are open, and He has been speaking to us in ways that we may have never considered. How?, you may ask. The Lord has always used the works of His hands to proclaim His great might. If you are wondering, you can see who the Lord is, just by looking out of your window, or by taking a drive though your state, county, province, or country. Have you ever seen pictures of the deepest crevasses of the ocean where life still takes hold? If so, you have just seen a picture of God’s depth as a person and how many layers there are to his character. If you have ever driven by the Colorado Rockies you have just witnessed the jagged strength that the Lord posses; His unfathomable power. One only needs to review the aftermath of Mount St. Helens for them to grasp God’s righteous anger. The Apostle Paul spoke of these evidences of God in Romans 1:20, For since the creation of the world His invisible attributes are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even His eternal power and Godhead, so that they are without excuse. God is not out there watching without love, but is constantly reaching out to speak to all of His children through the works of His hands.
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  • Help Im Talking And I Cant Shut Up

    $11.95

    This book will have you laughing one moment and reaching for tissues the nextin her matchless style the author pulls the reader into each story, then, ‘Wham!’ hits them with a spiritual truth they didn’t see coming.
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  • Humorous Happenings In Holy Places

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    Proverbs 17:22 says ‘A merry heart doeth good like a medicine but a broken spirit drieth the bones.’ In her book, ‘Humorous Happenings in Holy Places,’ Barbara Eubanks offers 101 amusing short stories and devotions which are sure to make your heart merry.
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  • So Thats Where I Put That

    $7.99

    Life after forty feels like a game of hide and seek – trying to find something (you can’t quite remember what) that you put down somewhere (but, you can’t quite remember where). However, just because your brain’s gotten a bit fuzzy with age, there are still plenty of reasons to celebrate this coming season of life. This little book will help you remember a few of them! The perfect blend of inspiration, humor, and a lighthearted look at the adventure of aging, this book makes an ideal gift for any mature woman in your life – including yourself. Just don’t forget where you put it… Continue Reading So Thats Where I Put That

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  • Laughter Was Created For Days Like This

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    We all have those days when it’s good to be reminded that we are not alone, God is with us, and He will get us through! Keep this book close by for your daily dose of inspiration and prayer along with a good measure of laughter. Continue Reading Laughter Was Created For Days Like This

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  • Oh No Another Senior Moment

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    Face those pesky challenges of getting older head-on, with a thankful heart and a smile on your face. The second in a series (following A Senior Moment is Just A Wrinkle In Time), this book filled with prayers, witticisms and chuckles will give you a lift. Remember, laughter is good for the soul! Continue Reading Oh No Another Senior Moment

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  • Senior Moment Is Just A Wrinkle In Time

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    Most commonly found on the nightstand or in the bathroom, is this little treasure of a book with favorite quotes from the wise and the humorous, uplifting stories and reflections, and prayers to guide those who are getting older (ahem…that would be Everyone!). It’s a gift not to take one’s self TOO seriously…and this is the perfect gift to give that lift. Continue Reading Senior Moment Is Just A Wrinkle In Time

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  • Favor The Road To Success

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    Bob Buess disusses how: Favor changes insecurity into self-confidence. Favor will change homes, husbands, wives, and children. You can receive God’s blessing and success in your circumstances. Included are many testimonies of God’s favor. The author combines heavenly zeal with a down to earth practicality, and you may find yourself laughing while learning!
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  • Churchwardens Year : A Calendar Of Church Maintenance

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    Help and comfort for churchwardens in the form of a humorous, illustrated monthly calendar of handy tips. Continue Reading Churchwardens Year : A Calendar Of Church Maintenance

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